I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
No I am not eating basil off your cock
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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