how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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