in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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