Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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