this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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