Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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