Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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