So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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