If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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