im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
