I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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