belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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