READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
