how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
NoShamevember. You game?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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