Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I looked at my own cervix.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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