Someone shit on the floor
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
organizing the empties. That sober.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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