Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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