You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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