redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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