I love black thongs
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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