Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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