just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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