This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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