wakey wakey hands off snakey
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
