If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
