CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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