She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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