Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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