That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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