How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
It's never too late to be topless.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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