Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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