love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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