hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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