This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Randomize
