that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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