who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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