CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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