Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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