Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize