Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
