hotel room ftw
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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