just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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