I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Drunk is not a location!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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