quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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