you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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