Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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