Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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