he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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