Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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