I feel like abortions should bother me more
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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