At least make sure they are 18
Why
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
