For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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