The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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